Among his claims:
- He has been medically tested to have the strength of 30,000 men (260 horsepower), by sampling his legs and spine (huh?)
- He has exemption from working because he might hurt people he’s working with
- He’s not allowed to go to a police station or jail
- He deserted the army for fear of hurting people, was put in jail, then was given a pardon by the president and released
- He can’t demonstrate his strength (eg lifting a car) because the burst of energy required might cause him to go on a rampage
- He won’t shake hands for fear of breaking all the bones in the other person’s hand
- He has never slept in his life since the day he was born
- He has four wives at any one time (he’s been married 28 times) because he must have sex 15 times a day, every day, so when one wife gets tired he moves onto the next
- He drinks melted butter and eats raw mutton, which would kill a normal man
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