Thursday 30 August 2007

Miss Teen S Carolina gets a second chance

So basically she messed up. As she says it happens to all of us, but let's face it, this is a pretty big screw up, and embarassing, and most of all, funny. She even admits to not listening to the question. I ask you, you're on stage at a beauty pageant, and I know that your arse is taped to your tits, and that there's vaseline on your teeth, and you're remembering to do that pose so your hips and waist look narrower and your legs look longer, but you do that for the whole show, right? There's only one time in the entire show when you are expected to listen, think and talk, for like 1 minute. So if you screw that up, what is that saying? See, that just makes it funnier. And she came 3rd! Funnier again!

So this is what I have learned from this:
1. Mario Lopez is having an awesome career after Saved by the Bell.
2. Amy can be spelt Aimee.
3. The speech center of the brain is not required to make it to 3rd in Miss Teen USA.

KRAMER: Yes, they're important! If you stumble, if you hesitate, you can kiss the crown goodbye. Now if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - poise counts! It's just as important as the others. Swimsuit! Evening wear! Talent! POISE!

Monday 27 August 2007

Friday 24 August 2007

Pimp Slap

Thursday 16 August 2007

Seriously embarassing

Thriller ... Bollywood style

I could only get through 30s of this.

Amazing amateur wildlife video

Tokyo wave pool

I am so never moving to Japan.

Friday 3 August 2007